MIND-SHATTERING NEWS
CIDONIA HAS REAWAKENED AND HAS REOPENED ALL EMBASSIES IN THE NATION, THEREFORE REESTABLISHING RELATIONS TO ALL NATIONS WHO HAVE HAD AN EMBASSY IN CIDONIA IN THE PAST DECADE. CIDONIA URGES ALL BENELOVENT AND GLORIOUS NATIONS TO OPEN AN EMBASSY UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH, AFTER THAT EMBASSIES WILL NOT BE PERMITTED TO OPEN IN CIDONIA UNTIL SEPTEMBER THIS YEAR! NO EXCEPTIONS!
THE NEW RULER OF CIDONIA --- VIRGILIO KONGER --- HAS PROCLAIMED HIMSELF THE BENELOVENT DICTATOR OF THE GLORIOUS DICTATORSHIP OF CIDONIA! ALL HAIL HIGH CHIEF OF COMMAND AND GENERAL OF THE ARMY, AIRFORCE AND NAVY VIRGILIO KONGER!